"Three Inch Tool" by Bob Rivers.

OK, boys and girls, naughty, naughty (couldn't help myself!): Popular Seattle radio personality Bob Rivers parodied Hootie & The Blowfish's '95 #6 hit "Only Wanna Be With You" as part of his "Twisted Tunes" series on KISW. A sad tale about a man's "shortcomings". Parody song? Answer: "Three Inch Tool" by Bob Rivers. Stop reading right now if you're easily offended!!! http://new.music.yahoo.com/bob-rivers/tracks/three-inch-tool--1617396 http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=Wh6z2jcN180%3D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln6WQqRDrCo Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls, You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel. Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy, When I was a baby it was exactly the same size. But there's nothing I can do, cause I only got a 3 inch tool. Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place, I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base. In my pants, ain't no big schwing, But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing. But there's nothing I can do,I only got a 3 inch tool. When I'm coming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever extend, I get embarrassed when I'm hangin' with my friends. They like to razz me, I don't know why. They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fries. There's nothing I can do, I only got a 3 inch tool. And when I'm coming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. Yea, it's small but it's real cool, I'm happy with a 3 inch tool! I only got a 3 inch tool!

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