"Flowers On the Wall" by The Statler Brothers.
OK, boys and girls, back to the 60s: This Staunton, VA country/folk quartet started out in 1955 as Four Star Quartet and then The Kingsmen. In 1963, after rock band The Kingsmen had a massive hit with "Louie, Louie", they once again changed their name. By far, their biggest and most iconic hit was a 1965/66 quasi-autobiographic country/folk tune penned by their tenor, Lew DeWitt, who spent some time in a mental institution. A tongue-in-cheek post-breakup song about a man trying to convince his ex and himself that he's enjoying life, while spiraling into loneliness and despair. #2 Billboard Hot Country for four weeks, #4 Billboard Hot 100, #116 among Rolling Stone's 200 Greatest Country Songs of All Time. Part of the "Pulp Fiction" and "Die Hard" soundtracks and parodied by The Muppets. Quartet? Song? Answer: "Flowers On the Wall" by The Statler Brothers. The first time I heard this song was in 1967, while attending the World Ja...